G. Nuclear jellyfish is a veritable wmd of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better. ”. The bestselling author of atomic lobster, triggerfish twist, and florida Roadkill, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12William Morrow #ad - And a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: who's the guy studying satellite photos? where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner.
. Throw in some dirty dancing contests, screamin' sports cars, bungee rides, rockin' tunes, and church breakfasts, pawned class rings, illicit drugs, and you've got a potent concoction that keeps the hotel's concierge up all night stopping people from falling off the balconies. Want even more? serge says, "you got it!"After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes eighties is suddenly back in the news.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12 #ad - That's right: serge and coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now—and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice.
Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, drugs, don the life jackets, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security. Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - Then there's good ol' jim davenport, and johnny vegas, the Diaz Brothers, the E-Team, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, whose nastiest, the McGraws, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller. Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets.
Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A. Storms can rejoice. Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. That lovable, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. But for serge, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.
. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A. Right.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - It's fate. Naturally, accompanied by his substance-sustained sidekick, Coleman, Serge, must immediately hop a transcontinental flight to straighten out Hollywood once and for all. The show's about to start. And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead.
Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation. And even more meanwhile, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, casting-couch perversion, and cocaine hijinks.
But there's more. Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida. During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - But, being serge, of course, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks . Much more. How is the japanese mafia involved? the alabama mafia? is the castrating cult throwing a membership party? Will Coleman survive his binge at the Belushi hotel? Who can defuse the nuclear bomb? It all comes crashing together in a breathtaking climactic sequence that prompts an enthusiastic Serge to proclaim: "Two thumbs way, way up!"So come on in and grab a seat.
Pineapple Grenade: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 15William Morrow #ad - It’s always a wild ride when dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date. The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journal“i guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny. Richmond times-dispatch“if you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed.
Miami heraldgloriously unrepentant florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey. In pineapple grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down.
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14William Morrow #ad - Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journalnobody does florida weirdness quite like tim dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A.
Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Think bad santa and national lampoon’s family vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking. More outrageous than santa claus in a speedo, when elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer.
The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 16William Morrow #ad - Lovable serial killer serge storms is back and coming to the rescue of a Midwestern couple who aren't finding Florida quite as charming as he does in Riptide Ultra-Guide, the sixteenth installment in Tim Dorsey's bestselling series. When newly unemployed patrick and barbara mcdougal decide a vacation in Florida is just what they need to put life back on the right track, a robbery, awful accommodations, and a not-so-helpful police department make them rethink their decision to drown their troubles in paradise.
Luckily, coleman, charismatic and crazy! tour guide Serge Storms and his sidekick, are up for another action-packed adventure in this outrageous crime thriller that Tim Dorsey fans won't soon forget.